Here's to trying?

HEY IM FEELING VERY BLOGGY TODAY


but yes its excusable. Sometimes there are things
that must be said.
It was brought to my attention today that someone received a
-1/100 on his calculus test. That means he actually was better off leaving it blank than trying to do it. Now this is not supposed to be an attack on him (although seriously, come on), but more of a validation of my theory that this class is bullshit. Check it:



Although, those other scores aren't that much better. From now on, I'm going to draw bunnies and unicorns on my test.

IF THE SQUIRREL NIBBLES A BRASS BUTTON AND THE BUTTON'S RADIUS DECREASES AT A RATE OF 1MM/S, WHAT IS THE RATE OF CHANGE OF ITS HAPPINESS AT TIME 2S?? USING THIS RATE, INTEGRATE THE FUNCTION TO FIND ITS POSITION ON RAINBOW!!!!

Let's see... a=(pi)r^2... dr/dt=-2... rainbow= sin(x)/ln(x)...
THE ANSWER IS 3 CHERRY PLUMS!