Being Alone in a Movie Theater is the Only Way to Cry, Apparently

A Conversation with My Sister:
Me: I'm going to go see Watchmen tonight.
Katie: Watch out for the giant blue penis.
Me: What did you say? My phone is all garbled, I thought you said "giant blue penis." lol.
Katie: I said, "Watch out for the giant blue penis."
Me: Oh, I see.

I saw it.
Oh!
We were two alone in a theater.
But we weren't too alone.
I guess movies are not so popular at 10:00pm on a Tuesday.

Shoes on the rail with movie screen.