if yourself from the future came back and fucked you, would that be incest or masturbation?

says the internet:

"It would be rape."
"Both. Kind of like twincest, almost."
"I molested myself last night. I kept saying no but I knew I wanted it!"
"Neither. It would be fun."
"ur nasty. go get sum help."

thank you,
ever-helpful-people-of-the-internet
for your enlightening words on this subject.

i have no picture today,
that is what you get for not keeping promises involving the presence of GLITTER on the blog.